DAVID: They’re having a violent video game burning in some city near Sandy Hook.

ME: …

DAVID: Why don’t they burn violent books?!?!

ME: They would, but children don’t read anymore.

DAVID: Why don’t they burn violent movies?!?!

ME: Most parents don’t let their children watch violent movies.

DAVID: It’s the parents’ fault then!!!

ME: That’s the common argument.

DAVID: BURN THE PARENTS!!!