DAVID: They’re having a violent video game burning in some city near Sandy Hook.
DAVID: Why don’t they burn violent books?!?!
ME: They would, but children don’t read anymore.
DAVID: Why don’t they burn violent movies?!?!
ME: Most parents don’t let their children watch violent movies.
DAVID: It’s the parents’ fault then!!!
ME: That’s the common argument.
DAVID: BURN THE PARENTS!!!